Rob__Rob__

Rob__

54 – Haringey (Muswell Hill), London, England

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Haringey (Muswell Hill), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
54
Star sign:
Leo
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Ask me later
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage; Something casual
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Retail
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age range:
39 - 56
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

So, in a former profile iteration I'd carefully honed my profile text, but ultimately it was all an exercise in futility because a woman's selection process invariably follows this path...

Is he TALL? (primeval traits linger hard?)
Can he make me laugh? (yes, at inappropriate times)
Has he got a nice smile? (my Mum thinks it's nice)
Is he solvent with a decent job? (extra fries ma'am?)
Looks good in a well cut suit? (same impact as lingerie for men)
Has he looked after himself? (only the finest of pies)
Correct use of "your" & "you're" ? (innit!)
Does he wear good quality (& clean) shoes? (🙄)
Is he relatively sane? (occasionally I hear voices, they tell me things)
Has he avoided a shirt-off bathroom selfie? (No, I just haven't uploaded it)
Can he erect a level shelf? (because no woman wants to experience an erection failure?)
Can he protect me from spiders, dragons & baddies (the dragons are a big ask)

But mainly ...IS HE TALL? (FFS 🙄 - for what it's worth, I'm 5'10½" & that ½" matters!)

Me? Just an irregular guy, clinging onto his own bit of broken-up orange crate in the great flood of life. Silently correcting your grammar - no tattoos, piercings or jewellery (& you'll never catch me in Lycra)

Determined, entrepreneurial/savvy type - warm, loyal/trustworthy, caring & (hopefully) fun!

Competent pillow fighter, occasional duvet-hogger - quite partial to spooning (← may lead to forking).

A tendency to overuse three dots ...not the best of guitarists (even worse pianist), autodidact, fixer-er of stuff ...& - armed with little more than a good cup of tea - I'll have a pop at most things.

Up on World affairs, Politics & Business (but no desire to discuss/debate). It's a "Hell No" to camping ...or musicals.

Originally from Northumberland, I prefer big empty open spaces (yet I've lived in North London for 30yrs - doh).

Photos taken in the past couple of months (beach photo was 2018), be thankful none showcase a dead fish.

About his ideal match

It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife...

So, I've been on my own a good while now (my choice), which has given me plenty of time to ponder & nail down what it is I really seek...

I'd really like to meet someone who can help me change a king-size duvet cover. (also, I've always thought those M&S 'Meals for Two' offers are funky ...so having a +1 means I could legitimately rock up to the checkout with one of those).

Re character traits, I've nothing set in stone but someone who is sharp as a tack, with a good heart, warm, witty, easy-going ...someone just nice (& fun) to be with.

I'm typically drawn to those who have taken care of themselves & who lead an active, healthy lifestyle, so please don't be overweight ...this being as much about the mindset as the aesthetic (←great recovery there!). I'd hope her leisure time doesn't solely revolve around Netflix, Facebook etc.

*** Full declaration - I'm 58yrs (not 54) ...when I listed 58yrs, I got whacked with interest from women whose demographic sees first priority for a Covid jab ...after a bit of trial/error it seems that 54yrs is the age where I can stealthily fly below their radar - sue me!

(Oh, I'm in complete denial about my dating 'punching weight' ...so please be a Hottie - else the penny will drop 😁)
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"Everyone seems normal ...until you get to know them"

What His Friends Say

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
A gate-crasher
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Daring; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Realistic
Valued qualities:
Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Blues; Instrumental; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Business; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Art Films; Horror; Mystery
Interests:
Business news; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Investing; Music; Photography; Politics
Sports:
Aerobics; Fishing; Rowing; Running; Walking; Weight training; Windsurfing
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Indian; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time online:
I'm on several hours a day
Family size:
I've got sisters
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream home:
On a beach
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Saga Dating:
Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
Extremely