Man_Of_Misery

59 – Ealing (Brentford), London, England

Middle Aged Loser Seeking Woman For Excruciatingly Boring Nights Of Scrabble,Monopoly and Whist.Stra

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Online: 09 May 2020

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Ealing (Brentford), London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
59
Star sign:
Taurus
Height:
6' 1" (185cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Shaved
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Let's see what happens
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Constantly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Food / Catering
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Other
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 10 miles of postcode district TW8 (Brentford)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
Any
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single
Have children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Tall, handsome, intelligent, articulate and sensitive , yet often grossly inaccurate man.
Cynics ( and some cheap Ealing psychiatrists) would say pathological liar but I prefer the phrase " creative with reality".
So come and join me on my Shropshire Estate set in 300 acres of deer populated woodland ,

About his ideal match

Intelligent, Kind, Funny, Tactile, Independent, Chatty, Unpretentious, Omnivorous, Feminist, feminine, Sexy, Adventurous, Animal Lover, A Reader, A Gardener,Music Lover and a Calm person.

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Caustic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Pleasure
Party behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality traits:
Cautious; Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Intelligent; Loyal; Philosophical; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Compassion; Contentment; Forgiveness; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
It's a distant memory
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Hairy chest only
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Instrumental; Punk; Rock; World
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Travel
TV habits:
I tend to watch cultural programmes
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Adult; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Independent; Westerns
Interests:
Cooking; Gardening; Internet; Music; Photography; Politics; Reading; The arts
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Birdwatching; Camping; Fishing
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Not any more
Family size:
I've got a sister
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
Not at all
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Sarcasm; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Dancing; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Dream home:
On a beach
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Feelings about using Saga Dating:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely