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UncleAlan

71 – Bournemouth, Dorset, England

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Bournemouth, Dorset, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
71
Star sign:
Pisces
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Dark Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Enough
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French
Religion:
Atheist

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Europe
Gender:
Female
Age range:
56 - 80
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 9" (144cm) - 6' 4" (194cm)
Body type:
Average; A few extra pounds; Disabled; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
English; French; German; Italian; Polish; Portuguese; Spanish
Other languages:
English
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Charming 70yr old Retired Gentleman, 5'10", last of the Great-Romantics, respectful, polite, chatty, joky, fairly well travelled/ educated/ cultured, honest and truthful, own home (near sea), own car, own hair! Not rich, but gets by just-fine! Cheerful, optimistic (empty glass/ full glass, - I've got another bottle!), kind, solvent, & debt-free! A people-person.

Doesn't take life TOO seriously or, he says, "you'd never stop crying!" so he looks on-the-bright-side of life (even if sometimes hard to find), and wise-cracking! "Even if there is a God" he quips "he must have a great sense of humour - or why would he have invented the Hippopotamus?"

Sadly widowed in 2010, his wife died at 61 from undiagnosed ovarian cancer. It hit him hard for a while, as they had been together 42-years and had been everything to each other through some turbulent times.

But that was then, now he has sold-up, and moved to Bournemouth, where he bought a two-bed balcony flat in a tree-lined road, two-minutes from the cliff-top, and started building a new life!

He started getting back-problems when still working, and eventually was medically retired, pensioned-off for his 60th birthday! Can no longer walk very far, just round & about, but gets by just fine! looking on the bright side, he has a car, & a blue-badge, so he can park close to the action, and doesn't need to walk far! He found the warm Spanish Sun very helpful, so has bought a little cottage there too, coming & going throughout the year!

So if you're `strictly-seeking-perfection', sadly you must move on, but if you can accept a slightly-clapped-out, but worthy warm caring, chatty, cheerful, loyal, faithful loving happy-chappy who actually LIKES and respects women, and loves togetherness..

What is HE looking for?
For as long as it lasts! But if we get on like a house on fire, make each-other laugh at the silliest little things, chat the night away and not notice the time fly by... and if there IS some real `Magic & Sparkle', I'd be happy to commit!

About his ideal match

Looks are not terribly important to me, Neither are conventional ideals of beauty. What IS important is that the Lady is clean and presentable, and comortable in her own skin, whatever that may be.
NO Bed-hoppers, or Tories, please!
A sense of humour is an absolute must for me. We pass this way but once, as far as we know, so why agonise over it? - Ride troubles out with laughter, and they become much smaller! Make-the-most of whatever time you have!"
I do like people who know a little of life, have learned a little, can read, and string a sentence or two together without too many repeats of you know!

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality traits:
Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Outspoken; Philosophical; Sarcastic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Kindness; Tolerance
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I have cool side burns
Body hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I struggle with mobility
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Instrumental; Jazz; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly
Books:
Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Romance; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Travel
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Cooking; Healthy living; Internet; Meditation; Photography; Reading; The arts
Sport involvement:
Not involved at all
Sports:
Gymnastics; Shooting; Swimming; Table Tennis
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
French; Greek; Italian; Pub Grub
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I'm retired
Pastimes of choice:
Taking a class
Time online:
I check in once a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got a brother and a sister
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s); Fish
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Showing affection in public; Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement plans:
Seeing the world in style
Feelings about using Saga Dating:
Jaded
Honesty:
Extremely